July 2011
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WHO WANTS TO DONATE TO MY "GOING TO LIVE WITH DANI...
SEXUAL FAVORS IN RETURN.
KELLI;
slothtreesome:
JERSEY TO L.A.
$250 PLANE TICKET (ROUNDTRIP)
2,750 MILES <— SO WHATS YOUR MILEAGE?
AND THEN WHICH ONE ARE YOUR DOING?
AND WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO SEE ME?
OMG ONLY $250 FOR ROUND TRIP?! THAT SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER.
AND MY JEEP HAS OVER 183,000 MILES ON IT AND ONLY GETS 16.5 MILES TO THE GALLON. PIECE OF SHIT.
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TINY PENISES ON MY DASH AGAIN.
AMANDA.
I'm lost... what fake script?
Anonymous asked: what size bra are you ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
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Oh. My. God. My friends.
I just got a text message from my friend Angie:
Her: Weird request but can i borrow your boobs?
And I’m just sitting here like:
Her: Stop being a prude. a guy just asked me for a picture of mine and yours are bigger by like two cup sizes. so can i?
BITCH, YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
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sams-bitchface-deactivated20111 asked: 2, 13, and 19. :)
slothtreesome replied to your post: I don’t think I ever showed you guys my Dad’s Jersey Devil tattoo he got for his 52nd birthday…
i totally thought the face was the “LOL” face meme >_>
omg kl;sajgskld can’tunsee
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I don't think I ever showed you guys my Dad's...
SO, HERE YOU GO:
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Message me a number
cloud-nine-life-line:
1. Three things I want to say to three different people. 2. One of my insecurities. 3. What turns me on. 4. One of my bad habits. 5. Who I wish I could be. 6. Where I want to be right now. 7. The last thing I ate. 8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately. 9. What song I’m currently listening to. 10. The last time I cried and why. 11. Something I’m excited about....
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slothtreesome replied to your post
my body is ready
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I'm gonna watch some porn and go to bed.
~*~*~*~* RIVETING LIFE RIGHT HERE
Question time?
Make them anon. Make them raunchy… I’m not picky
June 2011
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When everyone loves the person you hate.
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I think I'm so attached to Marley & Me is because...
Just the whole personality of that dog. The way it caused so much problems (jumping out of the car, tearing up furniture, barking nonstop doing thunderstorms). And then when the last scene with Marley comes on, I bawl my eyes out like a baby because I know one day that’s gonna be my baby boy that I’ve had since he was five weeks old.
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I'm going to spam Marley & Me.
Just so you know in advance.
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as...
