"My name is Kelli and I am fucking awesome. I can shoot puppies out of my nipples and my farts smell like christmas. I love dogs, I love all the dogs in the world even the ones that stink and have three legs because I am just an awesome person like that, also I am sexy as hell and my boobs hold the cure for cancer. Peace, word to your mother." - Beth
Priestly: Nah, I understand. I understand that you wouldn’t talk to him because you were terrified that he was gonna judge you on the basis of your looks. Yet, you’re completely comfortable doing the exact same thing to him. It’s unbelievable. God!