Jake says hi as he lays in my lap.
He doesn’t understand that he’s 90lbs pure muscle.
This is how is what it looks like when I’m on Tumblr at night.
Jake likes to watch what I’m doing.
HE’S A SASSY BITCH WHEN HE WANTS TO BE.

This is the “I just woke up and I’m gonna hover over you and whine loudly until you pet me.”

This is the “Excuse me, can you pay attention to me and not your Tumblr? Hello? HELLO.”

And the final stage: “Fine, bitch, I’ll just look at you over your computer until you pay attention and rub my stomach so I can go back to sleep”
I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS DOG.
ROXANNE, I LOVE YOU.